Ko khaan Mamu.. Walecum.....
Bhopalis have a typical accent and you can only enjoy it when you are in Bhopal
Konsa aayal? 2t ya lokal ?
Amma khan yeh Jawaharlal school toh Bhopalka sabsey behtarin school hega ..!!
Ustaad rokke challnaa, ek ladies aa ri hegi! (in minibus/tempo)
Bhot lehra riya hega.
Miya kallaat (kal-raat) se bhot STD (acidity) ho ri hegi pet mein!
Lapak maal hai be -girl is so beautiful.
Ko Khan, Kaise? - How are you?
Do lapaad lagaunga rakh ke, sar mein bhannaati aa jaayegi!
Indoor Indoor Indoor - Bus conductor calling out for passengers for Indore
Ama aapki gaadi to paidal ho gayi - Engine is seized
chakachak/zhakaas - Shining clothesPlaces:
Birla Mandir, Lake View, Van Vihar, Tekri, 10 no., Phoota makbara, Ghoda nikkas, Taj-ul-Masaajid, Dhai Seedi ki Masjid, Kheoni Sanctuary, Islam Nagar, Purana Kila, Jama Masjid, Moti Masjid, Shaukat Mahal, Gohar Mahal, Sadar amal pura, Chhola road, Baapu ki kutia, Jinsi chouraha, Manav sanghralay, Kerwa Dam, BHEL - parks, Chuna Bhatti, teela jamalpura, pul bogda, somwaara, mangalwaara & most appreciable Nutan College,
Thulla, Thol (policeman)
Tadi or GT - Mass bunking
AAN DO!!!' - helper yelling while giving driver parking instructions.
Bhai, lounda bhot tez chalta hai.. isko to khopche mein lekar saltana padega. (Launda Aag moot reya hai...iski maarni padegi...)
Madrasi - Anyone from South India. Bhopalke neechay sab madras hai (geographically)
gadi andar "peet" do - chipka ke lagaoo (at parking)
Bhat - actually bhat-suar. The old fashioned rickshaw making noise like "bhat bhat bhat". (with 3 tyres, 1 in front and 2 rear, front wheel generates power.)
Jinsee chouraah, panchsheel - Mithun Wannnabees'
ek ulte haath ki doonga, muh ghoom jaayega, pata bhi nahin chalega aa riya hai ki jaa riya hai (I will slap u so hard with my left hand, your head will tilt, nobody will be able to tell, if you are coming or going)
lapak lo lapak lo (chai jaldi se utha lo.........)
are madam bachon ko godh mein bitha lo (to manke place in mini bus)
Aajaao bashten bashten bashten (Bus stand)
Second Panch Cheh Saat Dus Gyarah Gyarah Sau. Minibus conductor reciting the route of the bus.
Rokk Kayyy. Minibus conductor asking the Driver to stop to pickup or drop off passengers.
Najaakat to dekh launde ki. Aapki gaadi reverse phaink rahi heigi. Point shaart hega. Lapak kaisi aa rahi hegi? Chakka dag riya hae. Piston mein pilay haega. Point shat ho riya hai.Typical Startup politicians ad campaign
Arif Akeel - Standard banner: "Apke apney jujharoo aavam karmath neta manneeyey sri arif akeel urf guttu bhai ko bhaari maton se vijaiyee banayein. Chunaav chinha - Haath ka panja, Veeneet pappu, mohan, aantu, bantu aur hasan bhai"
More Examples From the Streets of Bhopal:
Arey Khaan Mamoooo ( To call anyone )
Arey Khaan Ek maghai banana bina supari - baba 160 maar ke (Pan Order at Banarsi Paan Bhandaar)
aur khaan Pathaan ( To greet someone)
ken lagey (He said)Schools in BHOPAL
Vikram, CAMPION, Jawahar, All Saints, k.v 1, St. Josephs Co ED, St. Josephs Convent, Carmel Convent, Model, Raman, Nalanda, Bal Bhawan, Arera Convent, St. Xavier's
in Bhopali: Vikram, Kempiyan, Jawaar, Aal Saynt, KV number one, Sen Josap Co ed, Sen Josap Kaanvent, Kaarmal Kaanvent, Maadal, Raman, Nalanda, Baal Bhavan, Arera Kaanvent, Sen Jhayviyar!
etc etc etc etc etc Some headspinners
How does a Bhopali calls Samosa? - Famofa ( cos hes chewing paan while asking for samosa )
A friend told me about his Tution in this way - Ama Khan.....me wo Jacoffer ke hiyan tution ko jaa riya hoon.....he meant "Jacob Sir"
An average Bhopali auto driver spells out abuses at the rate of 15-20 per min, each abuse at least 4-5 words long
Why do parrots in Bhopalfly with one wing only? - Guess
Where would you find the greatest number of look alikes of Dhonis, Mithuns and Govindas in the world? - Near Bada Talaab in Bhopal
Jawaharlal nehru's statue in TT Nagar is facing opposite to city so he has to stand in a very unique position, Guess why ?
Board office ka addres??? Go to MP Nagar square Ambedkar statue will tell you.
shawar ali model cum actor is in relation to each bhopali (mere chaca ka ladka hai,mere mamu hain, mere mamu ka ladka hai n many more........)Most Overheard Phrases
Kon KhanKanJa Riye Ho!!(where r u going?)
Haan Khan Pathan Khairiyat!!!(Asking the person if he is alright)
Ko KhaaAma Khaa!!Kaisey?
Abe je ka kar riya hai? Chariya gayaka? -What are you doing?Are you mad?
dus geeyarah baarah naakaooou- The common call from the conductors of the numerous Mini buses in Bhopal, calling for passengers to various bus stops in Bhopal.
madam bacchey ko gode mein bithaiye- If a lady tries to get a seat for her Infant in the Mini bus the conductor would 'politely' ask her to carry the child in her lap.
Taap an taoun(Top-n-town) - The very famous joint of get together in the uptown New Market area of Bhopal.
kalmein kaise beh rahi hai tumhari
zero bate sannata
chachaooooo ekdum bhannaat lag riya hega
(........name of a person)Bhai Ko- (short for ......... bhai ko salaam)
Akhaan sab kismat ki luck hai
iscooter thodi silo (slow) chalana
rawangee daal lo
kyon jhoom riya hega be
kanney kat gaye ( in reference to kite flying )
sar par de riya hega mila mila ke
kishore taalkeez, lily taalkeez, rangmehel
subhaash iskool ( subhash school ) , maadel iskool (model school)
gaadi pinna dee ( accelerated his bike )
lept (left) gali mein lele saamne thulla khada hega!
- (desh) fati to harkoyi bola ---------- hajmola hajmola
abe yar KLPD ho gayi
Har kittay dey reya hai( simply bluffing)
Aur khaan miyan kaise ho
Kaat lo kaat lo -to overtake
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